Wednesday, March 17, 2010

101 Ways to raise P1M in 2 weeks

101 Ways to raise P1M

Personal

1. Sell house & lot
2. Loan from bank. Use house & lot as collateral.
3. Sell one of my kidneys for 1M.
4. Sell one of my eyes for 1M.
5. Sell my father’s biography to movie producer for 1M
6. Appear in a commercial (family commercial) for 1 fee of 1M.
7. Inheritance from parents.



Profession / Skills

8. Look for software contract worth 2M. Ask for advance payment of 1M
9. Viral Marketing. Campaign for a specific candidate via internet to 1M people. Charge P1 / person campaigned.
10. Look for 10, 000 email addresses and sell it for P10 each to 10 businesses promoting /selling their products online.
11. Create 10 appealing text messages that will reached 200K persons each and sell it to smart/globe/sun providers for a profit of P1 per forwarded text.
12. Create and sell political jingle (for 1M) that will appeal to masses.
13. Have a billboard in EDSA with Marvin Agustin for 1M. J
14. Create an album with Gary V. for a fee of 1M.
15. Look for a house & lot for sale worth 20M and sell it for a commission of 5%.
16. Buy / sell 10 cars for 100K profit.
17. Write a book in a week and get a royalty fee of 1M.
18. Do an invention that will lessen / eliminate the effect of El Nino on our crops and sell it to Department of Agriculture.
19. Invent something that will detect if there’s an earthquake and sell it to United Nations.
20. Invent how to purify water in Pasig River and sell the invention to the government.
21. Look for large companies not paying taxes properly and told the BIR.
22. Be an official candidate of a rich politician in out town.
23. Develop a low cost housing and sell the concept to government.
24. Foreign Exchange – Look for companies that will buy $2M worth of machine and be an agent when buying their dollars with 1% commission.
25. Have a cell site installed on the roof top of my 5 storey house.
26. Buy and Sell pawned jewelries.
27. Be a feeds dealer worth 2M payable in 90 days and collect payments after delivery.
28. Sell luxury car.
29. Break / steal money from ATMs.
30. Create / sell coffin and do funeral services for 1M.
31. Sell memorial real estates.
32. Be a campaign manager of 1 President in Nueva Ecija.
33. Sell business franchises.
34. Conduct Leadership Seminars / workshop 10 times for 2 wks.
35. Sell luxury watch to UK’s prince.
36. Conduct Internet Marketing workshop in 10 locations for 10 days.
37. Have people rent my 20 townhouses for 50K each.
38. Have my building be rented by businesses.
39. Invention of something that will help Montalban Rizal dump site from being clogged.
40. Look for large corporation with tax fraud and tell BIR for a profit.
41. Discover a new planet and sell it rich person to be named after him.



Family / Friends

42. Borrow 50K each for 20 persons (family / friends)
43. Look for 5 friends and request them to make a bank loan of 200K each for me.
44. Borrow 500K each from two rich member of my extended family.
45. Look for seriously-ill person and sell medicine for a profit of 1M.
46. Do a corporate talk for 100K per talk to 10 companies.
47. Co-author with Bo Sanchez in a book for 1M royal tee fee.
48. Be a stock broker for a rich friend / investors.



Others (Leverage / Investors)

49. Look for 5 investors for 200K contributions each to build up a technical school.
50. Facilitate raffle draw to raised 1M for the church. 100 per ticket. Total of 1000 tickets.
51. Look for 4 persons per day who can sell a car a day. Sell 20 cars for a share of 50K per car.
52. Partner with religious leaders like Bro. Mike Velarde and Pastor Apollo C. Quiboloy and raised 1M for the home for the elderly.
53. Communicate with Japanese Friends with old buses to dispose and sell it in the Philippines for 1 profit.
54. Look for 100 people who want to work overseas. Communicate with overseas employers. Charge 10K per recruit.
55. Hire 10 web programmers. Look for 50 clients who want a website for 30K.
56. Hire 10 networks engineers. Look for 10 clients per day who want a service for 10K.
57. Partner with civil engineers to construct 5 houses for a profit of 200K each.
58. Sell a good income generating websites to investors.
59. Borrow 100M from a bank at 15% interest p.a. and then lend the money to a real estate investors at 2% per month interest.
60. Hire doctors to do transplant operations.
61. Send OFWs and ask for placement fees.
62. Look for investors and produce Sarah Geronimo’s concert.
63. Buy and sell stocks.
64. Raise fund to be used for agricultural machine for crops in our town.
65. Look / sell a raw land to be converted to commercial or real estate.
66. Sell Santa Christmas Card thru email to 10000 persons for 100 pesos each.



Luck

67. Look for the most wanted with 1 reward of 1M.
68. Join Who Wants to be a millionaire and win 2M.
69. Join Wowwowee and win 1M.
70. Play Lotto and win the jackpot.
71. Assist a rich friend in a casino and help him win 5M.



Weird / Unethical

72. Rob a bank
73. Hijack a truck full of rice.
74. Hijack a cargo ship.
75. Wire-tap one politician and sell it to his/her competitor.
76. Look for unclaimed inheritance of a rich people who died and claimed to be that person.
77. Look for un-owned property of land in the far places and sell it to investors.
78. Spying. Apply for a good position on one business and give important ideas / strategy to its competitor.
79. Look for 100 debtors with $100,000 debts each from a credit company’s database and delete all the debts for a profit of 2% each.
80. Sell smuggled guns.
81. Sell a smuggled car.
82. Illegal Drug dealing.
83. Sell a Hayden Video.
84. Sell 5 sq. m of property in the moon.
85. Look for an abandoned child and sell the child for 1M to rich family.
86. Hack websites with credit card information and use those credit cards.
87. Hack the stock trading to gain 1M worth of stocks and sell it.
88. Car nap / sell a car.
89. Kid nap / sell a rich child.
90. Buy and sell double dead pigs.
91. Look for unclaimed benefits from SSS/GSIS and partner with internal personnel to get those benefits.
92. Be a nuisance candidate and have payments from candidate that will benefit from that.
93. Have a fighting match with Manny Pacquiao.
94. Be Dra.Bello’s BF.
95. Marry rich Japanese.
96. Plant a tree that bears 1M in weeks.
97. Admit rich person sin in front of the court in exchange for 1M.
98. Place a bid in a government project and then sell it to competitor after getting the award.
99. Solicit online for victims of typhoon and calamity and have that deposited on my account.
100. Sell a virus.
101. Be a jueteng operator in our province.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

My Whys and Hows

1. I always want to be with my beautiful wife. :) Wonder Wife

2. I want to be my daughter's driver when she goes to school. Wonder Kid

3. I want to give my mom the best years of her life. Wonder Mom

4. I want to help my little sis in helping others. Wonder Sis